hamdiggy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reminiscence 3]

boring

what a waste of rammstein. seriously, this thing was boring as hell. no sense of pacing whatsoever.

[Kirby's Dreamland Part 1]

big file size

the reason the filesize is so big is because you didn't optimize any of your graphics. so they have TONS of vertices for no value added. in fact it looks much worse than it could look. thus you suck.

spend more time on it next time.

[Morbidly Obese Mario]

yeah weird al

clearly you just downloaded a poorly encoded mp3 if you think that dr. demento did this.

[Cat Gang]

sound sucked

the sound was down right awful. when you record, you need to speak normally. it sounds like you recorded it in the middle of the night while trying not to wake anyone up.

karr420 responds:

hate to break it to you but i did speak normally when i talked. and me trying not to wake ppl up doesnt make since when there is alot of screaming in the cartoon. :P thank you for the review tho. i will try my best to make the sound better in the next episode

[Bluce Ree - Episode 1]

it's been done

and, truthfully, it's been done better. all the people just standing around for half the movie really made it seem slapped togther.

be original. xiaoxiao style has been done to death.

[FDA - ASSWARP]

goddamn

ok, i got hyped when i read the main page and clicked here. and then as i read through the reviews, i got really worried.

this was the biggest joke of a submission ever. what a load of horseshit. it was just more of the same move characters around to a beat. the beginning was somewhat interesting, except for when the people entered the gates and their sprites were just flipped and scaled. how freakin cheap was that? after that it was just a big masturbation for newgrounds folk. what a crock. i waited way too long for a freaking inside joke.

in summation,
animation: would've been nice if there had been some actual animation instead of just tweening shapes across the screen.
sound: wasn't anything to get excited about.
humor: yeah, it was humorous... if you're 6.

this video made me cry, because so many people actually thought this was something great. but it wasn't. it was just more of the same. except longer.

[Viking Kittens]

crap.

come on now. what a desecration of a led zeppelin song. i stopped it after the same black clouds passed by for THE 100TH TIME!!!

[Skecth dog (long version)]

sketchy

i liked that times two. freeform animation is so much fun.

[Stick Bails EXTREME!]

dumb

dumb. the pole decapitation was the only really funny one, and i still saw it coming a mile away.

[Madness Redeemer]

fantastic

now see this was really, really good. kudos.